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“The ONLY Way Left
For The Little Guy
To Get Rich!”

Reclusive million dollar serial entrepreneur
giving away his jealously guarded secrets
for making 6-figures (or more!) per year…
while living the lifestyle of your dreams!

Dear Friend,

I want you to ask yourself a very important question:

Are you SERIOUSLY ready to double or triple your current income… almost overnight?

I certainly hope so because you’re about to discover some rather unique ways to make money and, quite possibly, triple or even quadruple your current income… very quickly.

But believe me, you better be ready… because this is something that can make money flood into your life like never before.

Here’s what it’s all about:

I’m Doberman Dan. I’m an online marketer, copywriter and serial entrepreneur. I’ve been starting and running successful direct response businesses since 1995.

A few of the businesses started on my kitchen table with nothing but a yellow note pad and pen have grown into mini empires, supporting me in style for decades.

As a copywriter, I’ve worked in a lot of different markets. My work has appeared in…

  • Entrepreneur…
  • Penthouse…
  • MuscleMag International…
  • National Association of Professional Martial Artists (NAPMA)…
  • Flex…
  • Success…
  • The International Health, Racquet & Sportsclub Association Trade Magazine (IHRSA)…
  • Muscle & Fitness…
  • Men’s Edge…
  • IronMan…
  • Black Belt Magazine…
  • Muscular Development…
  • Reps!
  • Exercise For Men Only…
  • Natural Bodybuilding & Fitness…
  • Martial Arts Professional Magazine…
  • Small Business Opportunities…
  • Home Business Magazine…
  • The National Enquirer…
  • Weekly World News
  • And a whole bunch of mainstream newspapers.

It’s likely you’ve never heard of me though. I’ve been content to keep a pretty low profile and remain behind the scenes. (Ted Thomas, the successful real estate investing mogul and direct mail multi-millionaire, jokingly calls me a “direct marketing recluse.”)

Except for being a featured speaker at a couple of seminars put on by the legendary copywriter Gary Halbert, I’ve never tried to promote myself, self-aggrandize and do all that chest-beating nonsense necessary to be a player in the overcrowded “guru” market.

Long story short:

I’m going to give you a few cool surprises when you take advantage of a trial subscription to my “paper & ink” newsletter…

The Doberman Dan Letter!

I’ve been writing a free blog for several years at DobermanDan.com… but I refuse to share my most effective hard-core money-making secrets there.

See, I don’t want my most effective secrets indexed by Google for all the world to see. I only want to reveal THAT to like-minded doers who “get it”, understand its value and will take action.

So now, all my very best and most effective secrets are reserved exclusively for subscribers to my new hard copy newsletter, The Doberman Dan Letter.

Each issue is like having money-making opportunities practically knock on your door. All you have to do is answer.

I’m pouring my heart and soul into my newsletter… and sharing EVERYTHING I’ve discovered about success in business and life in my 20 years as a direct response & Internet entrepreneur.

And that includes all the embarrassing stuff I’d rather NOT share… and have never revealed before.

Even though I’d rather not, I’ll endure all the embarrassment, criticism and ridicule I’ll be subjected to by revealing this stuff.

You see, I know my most private and humbling experiences are going to be the most life-changing… and in some cases, life-SAVING lessons for you.

You’re going to get a very personal look into my daily life… and an almost “real time” education about what’s working right NOW in direct response and Internet marketing to make maximum money FAST.

I’m going to let you look over my shoulder as I implement these secrets and techniques in my own businesses, clients’ businesses… and my various new money-making projects.

You’ll get to see…

The “Behind The Scenes”
Results Of Everything!

Base hits, grand slam home runs… and the disappointing and embarrassing strikeouts… I’m going to reveal it ALL to you… almost right as it’s happening.

I don’t think you’re ever going to get a more honest and “open book” look into a highly experienced marketer’s thought process and actions.

If you own a business (ANY kind of business)… or you’re someone who’d simply like to make a lot of money very, very fast…

Just One Idea From One Issue
Could Make You MILLIONS!

Here’s just a small SAMPLE of what I’m going to reveal in The Doberman Dan Letter

  • 3 very simple-to-implement techniques that can very easily boost your sales by 200%… and therefore your NET by 400%!
  • Most businesses have at least three very large “holes” hemorrhaging money like a stuck pig. Here’s how to identify the “holes” where you’re losing money and opportunities… and how to quickly plug them to boost your bottom line.
  • Want to beat your current control? You’ll discover three little “tweaks” to pump up response and get that puppy singing its little heart out at concert pitch… bringing in sales and profits like never before. (It takes all of 10 minutes!)
  • What I did to take a little “kitchen table” business from a $2,000/month “side venture”… to $90,000/month cash cow. And it only required a few hours each week to keep it going and raking in money hand over fist. (More importantly, you’ll discover all the major “boo-boos” I made that have cost me MILLIONS.)
  • You’re going broke FAST… and you don’t even know it. (Even if you have MILLIONS of dollars.) Here’s what you must do right now to preserve your wealth…
  • Experiencing the typical “Internet Marketing overwhelm”? Here’s what to do when you don’t know what to do. (Confusion and “overwhelm” will never again “hamstring” you and keep you from making progress.)
  • How to get orders from people who have already decided NOT to order…
  • How to get full-page ads in high-circulation magazines… for FREE! (Almost NONE of the successful Internet marketers are on to this secret yet.)

But let me warn you:

These letters are RAW. I don’t pull any punches… and nobody has ever accused me of being politically correct.

I simply don’t have time for “chaff”. These letters are all wheat. They contain the most intense personal stuff I’ve ever revealed.

It took me a long time to make up my mind to publish and release them… but no one has ever really accused me of playing it too safe.

There’s simply no doubt about it… this is THE newsletter for people who want to learn the real secrets of low-cost, high profit money-making opportunities & online marketing.

Every month I’ll give you unique insider info and money-making strategies you will NEVER read in any other publication in the entire world.

Things like…

  • An ARSENAL of salesman’s tricks most copywriters don’t even know exist…
  • How to use a simple 36 word pay-per-click ad to bring in $37 for every dollar you invest…
  • How to create “instant credibility” that practically FORCES people to believe your claims…
  • Are you seriously ready to double or triple your income almost overnight? Do this and you very well could DOUBLE your sales… in only 30 days! (But believe you me, you better be ready… because this is one promotion that will make people FLOOD into your business.)
  • An unusual technique to discover what your customers really want. (If you don’t know the answer to this question, you’re allowing an enormous amount of money — that should be yours — to flow into someone else’s pocket.)
  • Why your back-end may be 1000 times more profitable than your initial sales… and what to do to take advantage of it right now…
  • How to write your copy so it “talks the talk” your most skeptical prospects need to hear before they buy…

That’s a “sneak peek” at just a HANDFUL of the many exciting lessons I’m going to dole out to you every month in The Doberman Dan Letter.

The Doberman Dan Letter is the “must-have” insider newsletter for…

  • Online marketers…
  • Offline direct response marketers…
  • Sales professionals…
  • Mail order or catalog business owners…
  • Copywriters…
  • Direct mailers…
  • List brokers…
  • Any kind of consultant…
  • Advertising agencies…
  • Brick & mortar business owners…
  • Professionals…
  • Service business owners…
  • Any business owner that needs more customers and higher profits…
  • Or ANYBODY who has a sincere desire to make a lot of money quickly…

I want you to SEE FOR YOURSELF the value of this rare opportunity… and experience FIRST HAND the quantum leaps in income and growth you can achieve as soon as you discover the missing pieces to your own “success puzzle.”

A very important part of my back-story… and how I discovered the missing pieces to my personal success puzzle was the time I spent mentoring and working with copywriting legend, Gary Halbert.

Gary used to say he would only share his highest of high-level hard-won secrets with a HANDFUL of people he felt were TRULY ready for it… and would only use them for good, never evil.

And before he would reveal these secrets, you would have to strip down to your swim trunks and wade out into the ocean with him until you were neck deep in the water. (That was to make sure you weren’t wearing a “wire.”)

Well, after living and working with the man… and completely gaining his trust… I did exactly that. And just like he promised…

“Sir Gary of Halbert”
Revealed ALL His Highest-Level
“Player” Secrets To Me!

Let me tell you… that was one of the most important moments of my entire life.

Now I have to admit… a lot of the stuff he revealed didn’t make a lot of sense to me at the time. But I hung on his every word like a drowning man hangs onto a lifesaver.

And I carefully filed those secrets away in the recesses of my mind… because I knew, one day it WOULD make sense… and might possibly…

Save My Life!


(I know that sounds “over the top” and overly dramatic, but I swear to you it’s the honest to God’s truth.)

See, back then I hadn’t yet had enough life experience… and wasn’t making enough income for a lot of those secrets to apply to me.

But just a couple short years later, they became VERY relevant and came to life for me in ways I never could have imagined.

If Gary had never shared those secrets with me, I honestly don’t know where I’d be today.

I’m sure I wouldn’t have the freedom, happiness, preparedness for whatever the future may bring… and dare I say, the wealth I have now.

And now that I’ve lived and breathed these “Halbert insiders-only secrets”, I’m going to share many of them with you.

Secrets like…

  • How to protect your financial future NOW for pennies… instead of paying thousands (or MILLIONS) down the road…
  • Secrets about my personal lifestyle (and a few very unusual items in my home) that are absolutely CRUCIAL if you want to accumulate, and more importantly, KEEP your wealth. (Not even ½ of 1% of successful entrepreneurs understand this.)
  • What drug dealers, the mafia and other assorted “criminal scum” can teach you about making, keeping and multiplying your money. (Trust me, in just another few years, people who don’t know this are going to lose a significant portion of their wealth, savings, 401K’s, IRA’s, etc.)
  • Is it true that NUMEROUS successful Internet Marketers, after making MILLIONS upon MILLIONS are broke and living month to month? Sadly, yes. And it’s absolutely CRUCIAL you understand why… so YOU can avoid the same fate.
  • Got a successful online promotion? Here’s how to put it in front of MILLIONS of qualified prospects and buyers who would normally NEVER see it. (This “old fashioned” technique was the jealously guarded secret used by the dead mail order marketers to quickly ramp up and make MILLIONS!)
  • Want a quick and easy secret to give you an extra 5% mental “edge” when writing copy? Eat this 45 to 60 minutes before you sit down to write. (This is a BIG secret of the A-list copywriters… but nobody ever talks about it outside of their “inner sanctum”.)
  • The most important “master key” to making really serious money. (And it’s NOT what all the “experts” in the “think and grow rich” crowd have told you.)

That’s just a little “peek behind the curtain” at some of the secrets I’m going to reveal.

I could literally go on for days about all the insider secrets, tricks, techniques… and crucial life and business lessons for staying sane in an insane world I’ve learned during my journey as an entrepreneur.

You’re going to get the hardest of hard-core stuff I learned at the feet of the master himself… and have since experienced for myself (multiple times) from the direct marketing school of hard knocks.

To be brutally frank with you, some of the really deep stuff may take you so far “down the rabbit hole”…

You May Be Downright

I honestly don’t care. The Doberman Dan Letter is for players ONLY… or people smart enough (and gutsy enough) who want to become players. This is big boy/girl information. No wimps, whiners or “wanna-bees” allowed.

I have to tell you, mentoring with Gary Halbert isn’t the only unique advantage I’ve had in figuring out all this money-making, marketing, persuasion and human psychology stuff.

My 12 years as an inner city street cop and detective gave me a real world, down and dirty street-level education in human psychology… and the ability to read people like a book. And THAT is an almost…

Unfair Advantage
For Any Marketer!

Who do you think best understands real-world psychology in day-to-day interactions with regular old every day human beings?

A PhD (“Piled Higher and Deeper”) spouting airy-fairy theories from his ivory tower, far removed from the real world? A guy regurgitating stuff he only THINKS he knows because he read it in books from other PhD’s who spouted theories from THEIR ivory towers?

Or a high school educated 12-year veteran inner city cop who discovered successful persuasion tactics by using them every day in life and death situations?

If MY life (and income) depended on it, that’s a no-brainer. The street-savvy cop is the ONLY logical choice.

And I’m going to pass those street savvy persuasion secrets (that have literally saved my life) on to you every single month.

The Doberman Dan Letter is very personal and from my heart. It’s me talking one-on-one with you as your mentor, sincerely interested in your success and happiness.

Every issue is like we’re sitting around at the end of the day on my deck by the pool, watching the sunset, enjoying a beer or two… hanging out while I share my most profitable (and hard-earned) lessons with you.

Each monthly issue is jam packed with hands-on, practical and immediately actionable ways to make big money from all the new trends developing all around us.

If You’ve Not Yet Started
In Business But Plan To…

The Doberman Dan Letter will show you the easiest and fastest way to get started and be in profit as quickly as possible. You’ll be able to avoid all the mistakes that held me back for nine long years and kept me from making the big money I wanted.

But let me be painfully honest with you if you’re not yet in business:

I’m not going to sugarcoat things and paint a picture of being a direct response & Internet entrepreneur as a life on “Easy Street.” Anybody telling you that is flat out lying to you.

Some of my entrepreneurial experiences will show you it can get pretty scary at times. If it does scare you away, consider it a favor. The entrepreneurial game is no place for wimps, whiners, the easily scared and timid.

If it doesn’t scare you off, it’s going to help you avoid a lot of the pitfalls and mistakes most entrepreneurs have to learn the hard way.

And it’ll help you anticipate and successfully deal with the pitfalls and mistakes that simply cannot be avoided.

The Doberman Dan Letter isn’t just some beginner’s how-to-start-a-direct-marketing/Internet-business guide. It’s a no-holds-barred “go for the jugular” business and life success guide.

I’m still in the game… battling all the daily challenges of running multiple direct response and online businesses… constantly finding new and better ways to get more customers… and always dealing with Google and their incessant changes.

Every issue of The Doberman Dan Letter is based on my own expensive experience… usually learned the hard way. You may not always agree with all of it… but you can be sure I didn’t swipe it out of some book, polish it up and pass it off to you as some B.S. miracle solution for all your business problems.

These are real-time money-making lessons pulled from what’s working right now in my own businesses and those of clients and subscribers.

“It’s All About
The Benjamins, Baby!”

You’ll usually get a small dose of my personal success philosophy in each issue… but I realize you can’t make your mortgage payment or buy groceries with philosophy. My job is to show you how to make more money than you ever imagined possible… faster than you ever thought possible.

Bottom line:

The Doberman Dan Letter
Is About Making A LOT Of Money!

As much as your greedy little heart desires… as quickly as possible. And doing it in a way so you can engineer any kind of lifestyle you desire.

Look, for reasons I don’t totally understand, some people have this weird, self-sabotaging opposition to prosperity. If the idea of making a lot of money and getting wealthy offends you, please… do us both a big favor and do NOT subscribe.

Growing up in a lower middle class family in Barberton, Ohio, I understand this “anti-prosperity” mindset. It was an anchor around my neck for decades.

I beat my head against this “poverty brick wall” time after time for years until I was finally able to “change the channel” in my head to a prosperity mindset.

And to be completely transparent with you, I have to CONSTANTLY be on guard to keep from reverting back to that deeply-ingrained poverty way of thinking.

You see, I never had any advantages when I decided to become an entrepreneur. I never went to college, I didn’t have any money and I had a lifetime indoctrination of poverty and lack thinking ingrained into my brain.

I’m not a slick, fancy-talking, Armani suit-wearing business man.

I’m a down in the dirt, shirt-sleeves-rolled-up “whatever it takes” marketing guy who knows what it means to have to make his copy work RIGHT NOW… or the rent won’t get paid and there won’t be enough in the checking account to put food on the table.

The Doberman Dan Letter cuts through all the hype and B.S. that so often is spouted as “expert” marketing advice… and reveals only…

The Very Best Money-Making
“Gold Nuggets” And “Gems!”

Every month I reveal the secrets and techniques proven to work like crazy for making cashola faster than you ever imagined.

I leave chasing fads and following the herd to the “false prophet” marketing gurus and their blind and deluded disciples.

While those poor suckers are off chasing fantasies (and losing lots of time and money) my subscribers are getting unheard of results… like…

511% To 2107%
Return On Investment!

And mining massive piles of “hidden gold” month after month that had been laying dormant in their businesses or ideas.

And, if you’re open-minded and motivated…

I’m Willing To Teach You, Too!

Everything I’ve just described is only a tiny glimpse of what I bring to the table each and every month in The Doberman Dan Letter.

But know this:

If you still believe some magical and mystical “money chant” is going to make you rich and save you from the coming economic challenges… The Doberman Dan Letter is definitely NOT for you.

So Who Exactly
DOES Qualify?

The more years I spend on this earth, the more I find myself aggravated and drained by middle-of-the-road, can’t-make-up-their-minds, afraid-to-take-a-risk losers who are basically paralyzed with fear… and never even attempt to live their lives with any semblance of gusto.

I understand this mindset. Heck, I was surrounded by it most of my life.

But I can no longer tolerate being anywhere near it. It just pisses me off and sucks the life out of me.

On the other hand…

I’m greatly exhilarated by the action-oriented, “let’s-roll-up-our-sleeves-and-get-the-job-done” optimistic, positive thinking, forward-moving players.

The people who understand EVERYTHING in life is a gamble… and an ongoing experience best savored, enjoyed and shared with other like-minded players.

THESE are the people I want to spend my time with.

And I think I’ve finally found the ideal way to create a high-powered “magnet” to attract them from all corners of the globe and gather them around me like…

A Modern Day
Marketing Camelot!

If you’re finally ready to DRAMATICALLY increase your income and join the ranks of the truly prosperous…

…and aren’t afraid to do some work to guarantee you won’t be one of the sad souls ambushed, sucker punched and side-lined by the coming economic changes…

You Simply MUST
Subscribe Right Away!

If you’ve assumed I’ve already shared everything I have to share on my blog at DobermanDan.com, you couldn’t be more mistaken.

I’ve hardly even scratched the surface.

All my most effective, tested and proven business-building and money-making lessons are now reserved exclusively for the knights in my Marketing Camelot.

Take me up on this offer here and now and you will become a cherished member of the most elite group of people in the world… namely… my inner circle of “players.”

I’m going to treat you like my extended family… because I really DO care about your success and happiness.

And since I want you to have every possible advantage to help you reach your goals as quickly as possible… you’ll also get…

A “Knights Of The Round Table”
Webinar Every Single Month!

I’ll answer questions, evaluate your ideas and reveal results of any new tests I’ve done that are working well… so you can swipe them for your own personal gain.

But that’s not all. You also get frequent…

Access To Our Knights-Only
Membership Site!

This is a special place where knights go to discover the best ways to conquer all the dragons you’re currently facing (or will soon face) in your entrepreneurial battles.

The Marketing Camelot membership site currently has more than…

  • 49 training videos…
  • 51 informational audios…
  • 35 Q&A’s…
  • 17 special reports…
  • And MUCH more…

If you’re unable to attend our monthly Knight Of The Round Table webinars, they’re recorded and the replays posted in the membership site.

I’m constantly posting new Q&A videos and very frequently posting new training videos, audios, special reports, templates and tools.

Heck, just one lesson gleaned from the hundreds of available lessons could be your “X factor” this year… doubling, tripling, QUADRUPLING your sales and profits.

But that’s not all. Check THIS out:

There’s nothing more important you could possibly master than persuasion skills.

More specifically, persuasion in print.

Everything good happening in my business and personal life today (and it’s never been better) is a direct result of my ability to persuade in print.

I want the same (or better) for you. That’s why each month I’m going to give you…

A New Piece Of High Converting Copy
For Your Your Swipe File!

Many of these swipe pieces will be sales copy… but not just any sales copy. I’m only going to share copy that is currently a control, a control beater or has been a very strong control in the past.

And since I know everybody in this business… from the little minnows all the way up to BILLION dollar whales… I have access to secrets about copywriting you’d most likely never discover without me.

In addition to giving you successful sales copy to study and save in your swipe file, I’m going to do a video analysis of each piece. I’ll break down the format, elements and explain all the reasons why the writer included what he or she wrote. And any ideas I might have to improve it.

It’s a value-packed lesson in persuasive writing every single month. If you’ll simply follow along and do what I tell you…

This One Thing Alone
Could Make You MILLIONS!

No exaggeration. No hype. It’s THAT powerful.

If you take full advantage of my monthly newsletter, webinars, membership site and frequent bonus materials posted on our Knights-Only website, this Marketing Camelot can be your master key to quantum leaps in income and plateau-busting “A-HA” moments.

My consulting fee is now $2,000.00 per hour. With the time invested creating the newsletter, hosting the monthly webinar and creating the bonus materials for the private website, you’re getting at least 20 hours of my time and attention every month. That’s…

$60,000.00 Worth Of Consulting
You Get Every Month!

If you’re truly serious about making a lot of money, becoming a knight in my Marketing Camelot can be your own personal “passport to prosperity.”

Knighthood in the Marketing Camelot… and all the valuable benefits that go with it… is only $98/month. ($108/month outside of North America.)

That works out to be a ridiculously low investment of only…

$3.26 A Day!

Heck, I’ve seen homeless people spend TWICE that much on their daily coffee and cigarettes, for crying out loud!

There’s simply NO excuse whatsoever for not getting in on this. It’s within EVERYBODY’S budget.

If it’s not in your budget right now then you have a pretty big problem. But it’s a problem you can solve… and solve pretty damn fast… with just one idea you’ll get from your Marketing Camelot knighthood.

If you don’t have the $98 right now… do what I did:

Sell your TV, cancel your cable and get rid of your time-sucking, attention-span-robbing $100/month smart phone. That stuff isn’t doing anything positive for your future. In fact, the ONLY thing it’s doing is keeping you imprisoned in a poverty mindset that will keep you broke your entire life.

Look, if you’re TRULY serious about being successful you’ll stop pissing away your money on worthless consumer B.S. and invest it in YOURSELF instead. That investment will give you EXPONENTIAL returns year after year… for the rest of your life.

Tough talk, huh? Yup. But a real winner knows…

You Can Make Excuses Or You Can Make Money…
But You Can’t Do Both!

Stop making excuses, choose to make money instead and join me now as a knight in my Marketing Camelot. In the unlikely event you decide I’m not your cup of tea, you can cancel your knighthood at any time.

Here’s what you need to do right now:

Click the button below…

As soon as you do that, I’ll immediately reserve your knighthood in my “Marketing Camelot” and Priority Mail you the current issue of The Doberman Dan Letter… along with a few other surprises I have for you.

So take advantage of this unprecedented opportunity and reserve your rightful seat with me and the rest of the Knights of the Round Table right now.

I’m looking forward to personally welcoming you into my Marketing Camelot.





P.S. Look, you can deny it if you want, recite delusional “money chants” and hope for the best… but the economy has changed the way money is moving. And I don’t think it’s EVER going back to how it was just a few years ago.

We’re at a precarious time when what works and what doesn’t work to make money has changed dramatically.

Nowadays, you have to be totally in tune and up to date with the changes in buyer motivations and spending habits.

If you don’t know how to strategically react to these constant changes…

… In your advertising copy…

… Customer acquisition programs…

… “Reason to buy” presentations…

… And customer retention programs…

… You’re going to lose out on at least HALF of your potential sales and income.

Maybe more.

Or worse, you may not even BE in business next year.

The choice is yours.

If you want to swing for the fences and hit the big home runs, you need to know the most advanced and cutting edge strategies, techniques, tactics, tricks, secrets and successful sales models that are working RIGHT NOW.

A few years ago you probably could have coasted along without all this stuff and done OK.

Not anymore…

Your Very Survival
Depends On It!

You need The Doberman Dan Letter , the Marketing Camelot webinars and access to the knights-only membership site every single month to stay in the loop about these powerful marketing models and money-making strategies you won’t get anywhere else on the planet.

So what are you waiting for?

Let me hear from you TODAY!

Here’s What People Are Saying
About Doberman Dan…

“He’s Got My Seal Of Approval!”

“I lived with Dan for 43 days when he had an apartment in Costa Rica. He’s a good professional copywriter and he learned some things in Costa Rica that hardly any other copywriter knows about. He’s got my seal of approval.”

—Gary Halbert, Described as the best and highest paid copywriter in the world. Gary wrote the enormously successful “Coat of Arms” direct mail sales letter, mailed over 600 million times.

“His Writing Is Compelling,
Convincing And Lively…
And Always Works!”

“Dan Gallapoo has been writing direct mail promotions for my company for over ten years. We keep using him to sell our books, fitness products and magazine subscriptions over and over because his writing is compelling, convincing and lively and always works!”

—Robert Kennedy, Publisher of the magazines, MuscleMag International, Oxygen, American Curves, Maximum Fitness, Reps! and the uber-succesful Eat Clean book series featured on Oprah.

“A Great Copywriter!”

“I first met Dan when he was a salesman. Now he’s a million dollar income copywriter.”

—Dan Kennedy, Marketing Guru to the gurus… and publisher of the world-famous No B.S. Marketing Letter.

“The Real Deal!”

“Dan Gallapoo is the real deal. His copy has made piles of money for others and for himself. He didn’t just study the immortal copywriter and marketing great Gary Halbert, he was literally Gary’s apprentice in the truest sense of the word. Now he passes on to us Gary’s great wisdom and experience enhanced by his own.”

—David Deutsch, A-list copywriter for Boardroom and many other multi-million dollar direct mailers.


“It Will Make You
Rich And Famous!”

“Hi Dan. Nice work on the newsletter, keep it up. I know it’s a big chore but it will make you rich and famous.”

Ted Thomas


Best-selling author and publisher and is known as America’s Tax Lien Certificate and Tax Deed Authority. Featured in Forbes, Fast Company, Entrepreneur, NBC, ABC, CBS News, USA Today, Los Angeles Times, The Wall Street Journal and Investors Business Daily.

“A Bargain At Ten Times The Price!”

“Jammed with valuable insights, bare-knuckled advice, and in-depth how-to instructions, this newsletter would be a bargain at ten times the price. I know that sounds like hype, but it’s just the plain truth. If you can’t take the advice in the very first issue and make THOUSANDS of dollars, you need to give up on the entrepreneur thing, and resign yourself to wearing a paper hat for a living. Stop wasting your time on ‘internet guru schemes’ – and start reading and applying ‘The Doberman Dan Letter’.”

—Ray Edwards, Copywriter, Author, Speaker


“Helped Build My Business To Over
5.5 Million In Annual Sales!”

“I just want to say thanks a million… literally! Your newsletter has helped me build my online auto parts business to over 5.5 million in annual sales!

I hate to admit this to you, but I was skeptical that your newsletter would work for my industry. But after hearing so many great things about you, it was kind of a no-brainer to at least give it a shot, especially for the price you were asking. After reading your newsletter and watching your bonus videos, I believe any industry can take your easy and powerful strategies and apply them to their businesses.

I can’t wait to hear about any new courses or trainings you come out with in the future. I can’t get enough of your kick ass ideas. You are definitely an outside-the-box thinker, and your information isn’t the same old tired crap that I find in other information “guru” products I’ve bought in the past. It’s a breath of fresh air to learn from someone out there applying the strategies they are teaching, and not someone who’s just a talking head out to take my money. I can tell you really care about your customers.

I’m not sure if you plan on sharing this testimonial, you do have my permission. But if this is being read by anyone on the fence about signing up for Dan’s newsletter, don’t think about it another second, sign up now. This letter is WAY undervalued at the price Dan charges, and I can’t imagine anyone not being able to make at LEAST 10 times the amount it costs each month just by applying one strategy out of each newsletter.”

Brian Hanson – Jacksonville Beach, Florida

“I Now Only Work Part-Time…
But Make More Than A Doctor!”

“Before I met Dan, my business was ebbing out a meager income and my wife was telling me, I better get a real job. Yikes! You see my wife is a doctor and it was embarrassing to me that she made so much money and I was struggling in my business.

Dan’s advice and expertise made my business and income expand rapidly. Dan knows marketing like no one else, and his sales copy always has that ‘Doberman Dan Magic’ and never fails to close my prospects. My wife now is quite happy I didn’t get a real job, because I now make more than her (but work half the time). Thanks Dan!”

—Paul Becker, TrulyHuge.com

“400% To 500% Returns
On Our Advertising Investments!”

“Dan’s marketing advice and copywriting are fantastic! He gave us a barrage of highly effective ideas I had never thought of before to market our services and products. It has been enormously successful for us. His ad for one of our courses consistently brings in 400% to 500% returns on our advertising investments. I highly recommend that anyone in any business use Dan’s services.”

—William C. Parsons, Nine Lives Defense System, Dayton, OH

“Worth 10 Times The Price!”

“Your newsletter is easily worth ten times the price. I love it and I’m going to be able to make at least an additional $100,000.00 over time using your stuff. And that, Dan, is a conservative figure. I HATE to tell you what I really think it’ll be worth to me.

Thanks again for the newsletter. I just hope there are some smart people out there taking advantage of this newsletter. If not, hey that’s just more money for ME.”

—Dr. Carney, Temecula, CA

“Top Shelf!”

“First impression of your first newsletter: Far beyond professional, top shelf, & it’s about time!”

—Georg Marvin, Fort Mill, SC

“Solid And Actionable Marketing Ideas”

“I just read your Premier Issue of The Doberman Letter. It was fantastic to finally get some solid and actionable marketing ideas from someone that is an old-school direct marketer. I’m tired of buying ‘marketing advice’ from so-called ‘Gurus’ who have never seen the inside of an envelope. I plan to implement your ‘Investment Strategy’ approach immediately. I can’t wait to receive the next issue of The Letter.”

—Robert Berman, Toronto, Ontario, CANADA

“The Real Secrets
Behind Making Money!”

“I was lucky enough to get a sneak peek at the Premier issue of your newsletter. Knowing you, I expected it to be good, but I wasn’t prepared for it to be THIS good. You’ve given away actionable steps that almost anybody could use to generate income immediately. It’s excellent to see somebody revealing the real secrets behind making money. Looking forward to the next issue.”

—David Raybould, Million Dollar Copywriter – United Kingdom

“TOO Good For Public Consumption!”

“I discovered Doberman Dan years ago when he only had 13 blog posts up on his site. I remember spending half a shift at my corporate job reading all of them. You can’t find those original 13 posts anymore, because Dan took them down. Why? Because he realized they were TOO good for public consumption. When Dan became the ‘reluctant guru’ he was smart enough to keep his best secrets behind closed doors. And that’s why you need to subscribe to his newsletter, cause the good stuff ain’t free.”

—Colin Y.J. Chung, Marketing Strategist & Copywriter

“A Fail-Proof System
For Generating Cash On Demand!”

“This is a fantastic blueprint right here in your first one. For less than the price a movie for two, you can learn a fail-proof system for generating cash on demand. Dan, you have created an incredible tool here for all serious entrepreneurs to use. And it is a steal at this price! Thanks again – looking forward to more of them.”

—Troy White, troysblog.com

“A Must-Have Newsletter
For Every Serious Student
Of Direct Marketing”

“I’ve been a big fan of Doberman Dan’s work for the past few years. Not just because he’s a great writer either (I often wish I could write as well as Dan does)… but because he’s a grizzled veteran of classic direct response marketing. And he knows how to ring the register when it counts.

I just finished reading the premier issue of The Doberman Dan Letter, and it’s a fitting beginning to what I expect will be a must-have newsletter for every serious student of direct marketing.

Because in the first issue, Dan details a complete (proven) strategy for making a whole bunch of fungolas fast.

The best part: He tells you who to approach, what to say, and even how to structure the deal. This isn’t some partial strategy with an upsell at the end – it’s the entire strategy, A-Z, swipe letter included!

If you’re sitting on the fence about whether or not to subscribe to Dan’s newsletter – I’d encourage you to go for it. Just try out one issue and see for yourself how valuable it is. After getting your first issue, I’m convinced that you’ll be convinced.”

—Ryan Healy, “The Most Referred Direct Response Copywriter on the Internet”


“Blown Away By How Much
Raw Value Is Packed Inside!”

“I just read your premiere ‘Doberman Dan Letter’ and was blown away by how much raw value is packed inside, even a brain dead goo-roo fanboy could profit from these secrets you are revealing!”

—Ben Settle, BenSettle.com

“A Step-By-Step Blueprint
To Make A Small Fortune!”

“Doberman Dan’s new print newsletter is a MUST. In the first issue alone he reveals a step-by-step blueprint for anyone with an ounce of direct marketing blood in their veins to make a small fortune … and … do it in a simpler, easier way than trying to follow the latest “internet marketing scheme” of the month. Don’t walk, run over and sign up for the head dog’s newsletter – its got serious bite!”

—Caleb Osborne, CalebOsborneConsulting.com

“It Landed Me A Lucrative Joint Venture!”

“So I just sat down and finished reading the first issue of ‘The Doberman Dan Letter’. I wonder why Dan didn’t do this sooner? He’s been holding out! But truthfully Dan actually delivered SEVERAL money making ideas in this issue. In fact I’m gonna use one right now to land a JV deal with someone I’ve been working on for a while. Thanks Dan!”

—Mike D., Internet Marketing Guy For Non Internet Marketing Businesses – cyberspacetoyourplace.com

“It’s Easy To See Why Dan
Is A Marketing Maven…”

He’s stood shoulder-to-shoulder with the legendary Gary Halbert for many years, soaking up like a sponge every morsel of direct response wisdom the master had to offer. If you’re smart, you’ll devour the secrets Dan is sharing in his new monthly newsletter. He offers you a priceless education that’s inspired by a lineage of marketing genius that is as rare in the world today as hen’s teeth.

—Caleb O’Dowd, Copywriter, Marketer, and Protégé of the late Gary Halbert

“You Shocked Me!”

“I received my Bonuses yesterday… You shocked me! You have sky rocketed to the top of the list as ‘The Guy Who Best Walks His Talk’! Incredible… in 15 years of joining lists, newsletters and sales groups, no individual or small business has done or matched you generosity and effort. Big kudos to you!”

—Paul Gouthro, Ontario, Canada

“Funniest Yet Practical Newsletters
I’ve Ever Read!”

“Dan, I just read your newsletter and I gotta say… Killer! Super impressed at how easy it was to digest. It’s one of the funniest yet practical newsletters I’ve ever read. You can quote me on that.”

—Dustin Mathews, Author of How to Get Rich Working For FREE and Secrets of the Real Estate Millionaires.
Dustin also publishes the most widely read offline newsletter for speakers and promoters.



“I Feel Like An 8 Year-Old
On Christmas!”

“I would like to thank you for your newsletter. It is extremely informative and well written. I feel like an 8 year-old on Christmas every time I get it in the mail. I just rip it open and start reading. As a young man (23 years old) I feel extremely fortunate to have found you (and the Halbert Newsletter Archives) and I really want to express all my appreciation for the effort you put into your newsletter and blog. Thanks again.”

—Robert Werbrouck, Fenton, MI

“I’m Declaring You The World’s
Foremost Bodybuilding Copywriter!”

“I just read the premier Doberman Dan Letter and it just proves I am right in declaring you the WORLD’S FOREMOST BODYBUILDING COPYWRITER. No joke. It is always an exciting time when you release some new vintage Doberman Dan informational materials.”

—Dennis Weis


Author of four critically acclaimed best-selling books: Mass!, Raw Muscle, Anabolic Muscle Mass: The Secrets of Anabolic Reinforcement Without Steroids… and his newest book, Huge & Freaky Muscle Mass and Strength Secrets.

Dennis has also published hundreds of feature-length articles in IronMan, MuscleMag International, Muscle & Fitness, Flex, Reps, Natural Bodybuilding & Fitness, Exercise For Men Only… and almost every mainstream bodybuilding/physique magazine throughout the United States and Europe.

“Super Impressed With The Value I’ve Gotten!”

“GREAT JOB on the newsletter. I devoured all the issues PRONTO! Great stuff in there… seriously. I am already super-impressed with the value I’ve gotten. And it’s kinda fun to have a good old ‘paper & ink’ newsletter in my hands — reminds me of the Halbert days. I am loving the newsletter!”

Brian Keith Voiles – Multi-Million dollar+ copywriter

“Helped Me Start An $87,000/Year Business In Only One Month!”

“It’s hard to articulate how valuable Dan’s skill set really is for small businesses and private entrepreneurs.

Dan is a master of his craft, both in copywriting and direct marketing. His coaching allowed me to start an $87,000/year supplement company within only 1 month.

Since the inception of his newsletter I’ve applied a number of Dan’s marketing strategies in my own consulting business that has allowed me to charge ridiculous fees and dominate my market.

Chris Stella – www.stellaconsultingus.com

“1 Idea + 15 Minutes = $3,000.00!”

“1 Doberman Dan idea + 15 minutes to implement it = $3000 in new customer sales in one week.”

Chris “the Kiwi” Ashenden


“Fun To Read With Great Content!”

“I just finished reading this month’s newsletter. Your writing totally reminds me of Halbert. Wonderful! Fun to read with great content.”

Craig Simpson


Direct mail expert who has coordinated 100’s of millions of direct mail sent for some of the biggest mailers in the country.

“My Income Is Up THREE-Fold!”

“I’ve been along for the ride since issue #1 and enjoyed every minute of it. My income is up about three-fold over last year and that’s no small part due to the advice in the Doberman Dan Letter. Keep it up. People are listening.”

Rob Gramer


Copywriter for “heavy hitter” direct response marketing companies and some of the most successful direct mailers in the health and financial markets.

“A Virtual Mentor…”

“I’m just a few months from accomplishing my goal as a full-time direct response copywriter! I’m closing a deal to write exclusively a division of [name withheld at request], one of the biggest direct marketers in the world.

I just wanted to THANK YOU for all of your support. I consider you a virtual mentor and appreciate everything you have shared in your blog and newsletter.”

Ryan McGrath – www. theryanmcgrath.com

“Doberman Dan Duped Me!”

“I opened the envelope and found a dollar bill letter inside. It explained how Doberman Dan was starting an offline newsletter subscription about Direct Marketing… and how now was the time to get on board because Dan has some great things for us.

Boy was I completely duped!

Because, I thought I was going to be getting a nice ‘Chardonnay’ newsletter… but what I got was a ‘Dom Pérignon’ newsletter.

You see, Dan has already produced 204 pages of hard-hitting, immediately actionable content, in just the first 10 months of his newsletter. That’s a great feat! Here’s why:

It took Gary Halbert 14 years or so to write 1155 pages of newsletter content. In only 10 months, Dan has already produced 18% of what Gary Halbert produced during the first 14 years of his newsletter.

Also, Dan has given his ‘Marketing Camelot’ 9 different business models you can use to get up and going (and making money) in no time flat.

Dan has also recorded more than 22 hours of excellent, actionable, and more importantly, needed information.

Plus, we get unexpected online tutorials with associated downloadable material and one-on-one personal call-in days to get expert advice to build our business and increase our income.

Dan has stuffed this newsletter subscription chocked-full of immediately actionable material.

And for me personally, Dan has even given me at least an extra $2,000 of cold-hard cash. Yes! He has personally stuffed my pockets with a bunch of ‘Franklin’s’ and ‘Grant’s.’

For just $1.66 a day I feel like I’ve chosen a big winner in the ‘Penny Stock’ market.

Dan, I appreciate what you’re doing. You not only tell us what to do, but you show us how to do it.

Grateful from the bottom of my heart.”

Kevin Clinton

Merced, California